Toilet Bprush

$100.00

TO x BPR

The One, a 50/50 cross of Afghan and Highland Thai is infamous in the pacific Northwest as a frosty hybrid with a heady but relaxing body high. It’s a 12 weeker and lags by modern standards. It’s also infamous for having been selected by a pretty demanding fellow that considers it a personal insult when anyone crosses his cut to anything ever for any reason. Even to whisper his name is to invite the god of chaos, but if one stands still at the mouth of the Clackamas River and listens carefully into the hazy distance one might be blessed enough to hear the rare call of the native Coot bird, a kind of insipid whining noise that repels most listeners but has a distinctive meandering charm all of its own.

Black Prince Ruby is a line bred version of Rubyjack from my friend Stevie from the Portland area. Originally a predominantly grapefruit leaning cross with a killer euphoric blissful head high, about thirty percent of the line leaned towards strawberry. Strawberry jam, strawberry preserves, fresh strawberries, sour strawberries, and even strawberry bubblegum were all varietals. One of my favorites and one of the first I found was a distinctive strawberry candy flavor and smell that reminded all that smoked it of those little grandma candy strawberries in the red and green foil package.

I picked my favorite medium to broad leafed somewhat late flowering BPR male with natural purpling in the stems, a wonderful sweet strawberry stem rub and wonderful vigor and wondered if all the godly myths aren’t real and it really isn’t actually a sin against man and god to breed plants. Wish me luck! Several people say I’m fucked, opinions differ, news at 11!

Whether real or not I figured I would play with the black Chaos from which all things divine and wordly sprang and cross my favorite line with this infamous cut and see what it yielded. I sent it out to some loyal testers and got back splendid results. Frosty, easy healthy growth, wonderful flower and easy squishing hash. Splendid results that clearly invite the dogs of chaos. Mighty Charybdis herself though is at my side, beware!

Unfortunately despite giving the creator of TO my sweet strawberry purped BPR and seeds of TO x BPR, he has recently said that he flushed the flower saying that was all it’s good for and that he would never germinate the seeds. And thus Toilet Bprush was born. Get your hands on it and feel the power!

TO x BPR

The One, a 50/50 cross of Afghan and Highland Thai is infamous in the pacific Northwest as a frosty hybrid with a heady but relaxing body high. It’s a 12 weeker and lags by modern standards. It’s also infamous for having been selected by a pretty demanding fellow that considers it a personal insult when anyone crosses his cut to anything ever for any reason. Even to whisper his name is to invite the god of chaos, but if one stands still at the mouth of the Clackamas River and listens carefully into the hazy distance one might be blessed enough to hear the rare call of the native Coot bird, a kind of insipid whining noise that repels most listeners but has a distinctive meandering charm all of its own.

Black Prince Ruby is a line bred version of Rubyjack from my friend Stevie from the Portland area. Originally a predominantly grapefruit leaning cross with a killer euphoric blissful head high, about thirty percent of the line leaned towards strawberry. Strawberry jam, strawberry preserves, fresh strawberries, sour strawberries, and even strawberry bubblegum were all varietals. One of my favorites and one of the first I found was a distinctive strawberry candy flavor and smell that reminded all that smoked it of those little grandma candy strawberries in the red and green foil package.

I picked my favorite medium to broad leafed somewhat late flowering BPR male with natural purpling in the stems, a wonderful sweet strawberry stem rub and wonderful vigor and wondered if all the godly myths aren’t real and it really isn’t actually a sin against man and god to breed plants. Wish me luck! Several people say I’m fucked, opinions differ, news at 11!

Whether real or not I figured I would play with the black Chaos from which all things divine and wordly sprang and cross my favorite line with this infamous cut and see what it yielded. I sent it out to some loyal testers and got back splendid results. Frosty, easy healthy growth, wonderful flower and easy squishing hash. Splendid results that clearly invite the dogs of chaos. Mighty Charybdis herself though is at my side, beware!

Unfortunately despite giving the creator of TO my sweet strawberry purped BPR and seeds of TO x BPR, he has recently said that he flushed the flower saying that was all it’s good for and that he would never germinate the seeds. And thus Toilet Bprush was born. Get your hands on it and feel the power!